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This is my cat, Prince Charles Meowly.
He’s really good with MsPaint.
Beating Ocarina of Time in one night with the help of our friends at Phusion.
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KyleAndFriends Top 13 Films of the Year
I don’t usually write up personal blog posts, mostly because I don’t want to but also because nobody gives a shit. BUT THIS MATTERS, OKAY. I put these movies in a pretty arbitrary order, but for the most part it’s ordered by favorite movies of the year. This list means I’d rather watch #5 than #8 if the two were sitting in front of me. On chairs.
Couple notes: I have yet to see Black Swan (sexy buzz!), 127 Hours (been waiting likes 1,000 hours to see it), The Social Network (boosh), The Fighter (I’m the one that didn’t see it. Nawt you, nawt you, nawt you, and nawt you!) or I Love You Phillip Morris (totally gaybones). I have a feeling all five of those have potential to crack my super important numerical list, but alas.
With no further ado, here are my top 13 films of the year. Included with them is a review/synopsis that is less than 10 words long.
13.) Winnebago Man - Old man gets cranky, internet makes him crankier. And famous.
12.) How to Train Your Dragon - It’s like Avatar with less hair sex.
11.) The Kids are All Right - For the most part the kids are all wrong.
10.) Winters Bone - Completes the Sex and the City trilogy.
9.) True Grit - Truly gritty. Truly witty. Not at all shitty.
8.) Shutter Island - *spoiler alert*
7.) Inception - BRRRRAAAHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMM
6.) Kick-Ass - A pre-teen murders EVERYONE EVER. Kyle cheers.
5.) Catfish - No jokes. Fucking see this movie or continue being shitty.
4.) The King’s Speech - My Grandma when credits rolled: “…WOW! WOW WOW!”
3.) A Prophet - Best French export since tears.
2.) Scott Pilgrim vs. the World - Hipster paradise on screen. It’ll give your eyes a boner.
1.) Exit Through the Gift Shop - Real. Fake. Who cares? It’s important.
JUST MISSED THE CUT (and snarky comments): Toy Story 3 (More like Toy Story 2.5), The Town (LEFT THIS WHOLE LIST IN IT’S REAHVIEW), The Ghost Writer (Pretty good film, FOR A RAPIST), Greenberg (We get it Stiller. You’re indie), Harry Potter Part 7 Part 1 Whatever (The book was so0o0o0o0o much better. *takes sip of chocolate milk*)
If you think I missed anything feel free to give me a shout.
