Kyle and Friends

strangerthaneviction:

Gary finally broke his silent treatment and sent me an email!

Subject: RE: My Offer TO THE QUEER

HEY LITTLE QUEEN/QUEER/BUTT FOCKER:

HOW IS ITALY?

DID U FIND ANY LITTLE BOYS TO BUTT FOCK YET?

ARE U BLOGGING ABOUT YOUR CONQUESTS OF THE LITTLE HELPLESS BOYS?

I missed you in court on 1/15/10, the Judge was pissed at you.

I HAVE COPIES OF YOUR BLOGS READY FOR COURT….BOLT YOUR ASS TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

night queer,

Gary may be on to something here.  A blog about an American’s conquest of under-age international males?  I would call it “Statutory of Liberty.”

Hey Gary!

It’s been so long.  Italy was great.  It was nice of you to ask.

I’m sorry I missed you in court, but as you know, I was out of town.  I hope the judge isn’t actually upset with me, because that could be a real hurdle in my case.  I have us down for March 19th now?

Let me know if you are actually going to print out my entire blog for court.  I was just going to use all of the emails, police reports, etc., but it seems like a waste of paper for us both to do it.  It never even occurred to me that anything in that blog could possibly be used in your favor.

Consider my ass bolted.

All the best,
Gabe

Am I missing an angle to this blog that could be considered pro-Gary?

The only thing he could possibly argue is slander, but I think he BOTT FUCKED that one all to hell.