I was convinced this was a Funny or Die style sketch, but two minutes later nothing was funny and I had a weird boner.

Fring a ding ding

Fring a ding ding

Holy shit

Taking Back Sunday is coming to dc.

Is it sad that this made my day?

Is it sad that this made my day?

Step into my time machine. It’ll take you to 1990/hell.

If you live in Bethesda

Meet kyle at union jacks.

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

I missed the Wavves show on Sunday night because of a 24 hour hangover. I’m posting this out of self loathing.

Doing Charlie work son.

Doing Charlie work son.

These are sausage and beer flavored doritos. 
See you guys later.

These are sausage and beer flavored doritos. 

See you guys later.

Graduated to middle school.

Graduated to middle school.

(via pizzzatime)